Rob made his employees gather the wolves. The employees enticed the wolves with meat and successfully captured them with leashes and collars. The factory domesticated them for work. The wolves learned how to make the famous corn chip and pack them into Fritos bags. Rob and his minions quickly realized the wolves were made for the job because their paws were perfectly shaped to make the Fritos and seal the bags. Rob was excited about what the wolves had achieved and what he had discovered. He kept the wolves on the land where the factory was, in an outdoor enclosure, and provided them with water and food. As years passed, Rob continued to breed the wolves. But with each litter, the wolves began to change shape, especially the face, eventually evolving into what we now know as dogs.
The Evolution to Now
As times changed and the dogs had evolved into very self-sufficient animals, the factory decided to stop confining them on the land. They allowed the dogs to find shelter wherever they pleased. All the dogs in the factory found loving homes and owners they could return home to when they were off work. Therefore, a dog’s paws smell like corn chips because they are part of the capitalist workforce, working a 9-to-5 making and packaging Frito-Lays.